‘Me and My Beige Soul’ by @Ms_Dania

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Do you know what color beige is? If you don’t, I’ll tell you. And even if you do, I’ll still tell you. Because to me, beige is more than just a color; it has come to represent the stains from my past. Stains that have been washed away but people refuse to stop seeing. What is my beige ? My beige is…

Off-White

“You be virgin?”

No.

“So wetin be your problem?”

I’ve often been called a pretender. A hypocrite. Someone trying to be something she’s not.

“No be dat girl wey I see for club last Christmas? Wey dey grind on top that old man like ashewo?”

Once a bad girl, forever a bad girl. Because a leopard can never change its spots.

Right?

I mean, is it totally impossible that I’m trying to make something decent out of my life? That I’m trying to change? That I’m trying, I’m trying so hard to get it right this time?

But no. As far as you are concerned, you got in once, you get a free pass forever abi? My friend sit your ass down with your Okafor’s law bullshit.

Light Yellowish-Brown

Oh look, she just cussed! Yes. I cussed. It’s something I’m working on, my language, amongst many other things.

Did you know that the term ‘beige’ originates from beige cloth, a cotton fabric left un-dyed in its natural colour? What this means is that of all of you, I’m the realest. I have no airs or graces about me. No pretences or illusions of perfection. I’m not a goody-two shoes and I don’t pretend that I am. I’ve seen things…done things… I’m not proud of most of it but in a way, I’m almost grateful for it. It’s made me more…real. I’m less critical or judgemental of others.  I’ve been ‘there’ so I get it.

No, I’m not proud of my past; but I’m done apologising for it.

Dirty Cream

Some people think of me as stained. Especially the ones who claim to be my ‘brothers’ and ‘sisters’. To my face, they call me Sister Nonachi; At their meetings, they refer to me as that Sister with too much make-up, the tight skirts and the sordid past; In their minds, I’m Sister Rahab.

Well, Rahab the P.R.O.S.T.I.T.U.T.E is in the lineage of Jesus. This same Jesus has washed me clean of any stains and given me new robes. So fuck you and your sanctimonious bullshit.

Oops.

Hey, I said I’m working on it.

Light Grey with a Brownish Tinge

Ah, tinges of my past remain. I still get urges. I am changed yes, but not inhuman.

Presently, it’s Friday night and I’m getting ready to go for a prayer vigil at sister Susie’s house. I really do not feel like it today but I have to go. NEED to go. My body is still not accustomed to being indoors doing nothing on Friday nights so it’s either go or stay at home being restless. Olivia’s phone call from five minutes ago certainly didn’t help:

“Hey babe, you wanna go out tonight?”

“What’s happening?”

“Nothing now, just regular Friday night?”

“Nah, Im going to church.”

“Church?”

“Yes church.”

 I am married to Jesus, Satan leave me alone.

Satan.

My Satan comes in the form of Tade. Tade is my sugar, spice, and all things nice. He’s godly, fun, playful, serious and ready to commit, complete with a stable job in a top consulting firm. He gets me. I get him. We get each other.

And boy is he a looker! Tall, fair, handsome in the cutest of ways and mildly ribbed just how I like ’em. Sometimes all he has to do is look at me in a certain way and I can almost feel all the Jesus departing from…bragaderibashakaaaa. Good Lord have mercy.

We turn heads whenever we walk into a room; our chemistry is palpable. Easy but palpable. We’re good together, me and my Satan.

He even tried; he lasted six months. But he has needs. Real urges and desires that I cannot ignore neither can I fulfil. Not that I literally can’t, because trust me; I can make a man leave his wife. Actually, I have. Twice. But I don’t live that life any more. So I can’t.

“Babe I can’t do this anymore.”

How can my angel be my Satan?

“I’ll end up resenting you, or even worse, getting it elsewhere.”

He’s asking me to choose between him and God.

“Don’t put it like that.”

Oh God, he’s going to walk if I don’t give in.

I am married to Jesus, Satan leave me alone.

Off-White. Dirty cream. Yellowish brown.

Pretender. Hypocrite. Confused.

Labels. Labels. Labels.

I’ve judged myself. Jesus has judged me. He’s also made me clean.

So leave me be and back the fuc…

Ugh.

I said I’m still working on it.

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    Miss Dew

    yesss!!!!

    October 11, 2012
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      Miss Dew

      very, very realistic…..its only by grace can d spots fade away…gradually….

      October 11, 2012
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    Ok

    October 11, 2012
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      Shldnt be 2nd 3rd 4th or even 10th… Its our month :p lol

      October 11, 2012
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    mamcesc

    Okay!!!

    October 11, 2012
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    Oh this is me…this is sooooo me! I don't even care that it is not thrilling – the raw honesty, the matter-of-fact delivery, the remorseful acceptance devoid of self-pity…I can identify with every single word.

    And the beauty of it is, my spots are fading away.

    October 11, 2012
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      tobicomm

      "I don't even care that it is not thrilling – the raw honesty, the matter-of-fact delivery, the remorseful acceptance devoid of self-pity" …. My exact sentiments.

      October 11, 2012
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    @oladayo01

    And my favorite writer does it justice.

    October 11, 2012
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      @Sirkastiq

      Season what?

      October 11, 2012
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    The subconscious lover. I like!

    October 11, 2012
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    onyinye

    i really like this piece….I can relate. good job miss dania!

    October 11, 2012
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    Most boring post compared to the others… No offence…

    But niceeeeeeee

    October 11, 2012
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      lol, is it boring or nice? pick one!

      October 11, 2012
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        la_ensemble

        It can be both though. It is the most boring of all we've seen yet. But it still is nice tho.

        October 11, 2012
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        Boringly nice

        October 11, 2012
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          Retrochic

          Pure Beef

          November 28, 2012
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    I’ve bin following d posts on for coloured girls since it began on monday, and even though the writings have been excellent, I didn’t feel the need to comment, because I cldnt relate directly to any of the stories. But this here…*sigh* I literally had tears in my eyes cos I’ve been here. Still am in a way. I didn’t have a very wild past, but at a point, I took a look at my life and felt I needed to retrace my steps and get back on the right path with God. Its not easy, and yes people would do all they can to bring u down. The hardest part was having to choose between God and my boyfriend. It was’nt easy. It still isn’t. Trying to turn off all ur feelings when u’re with that person that makes ur blood pressure sky rocket! I’m stil fighting that battle, and even tho sometimes it feels hard, dis story has told strengthened me. Thanks TNC for this

    October 11, 2012
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      Awwwww! God will strengthen u…

      The solution to the sin of fornication is "marriage". May God give u a great partner. *hugs*

      October 11, 2012
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        @Sirkastiq

        …or partners…

        October 11, 2012
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      TM.Lucia

      *bear hug*

      October 11, 2012
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      jiji129

      Somebody shout Halleluya!!!! 😀

      October 11, 2012
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    MakeupbyTeju

    Yes,am married to jesus..malechekurubabababab…satan,fornication,lust of the eyes and flesh…leave me the F*** alone…ha….. Ds is just…………………….on point…God help us all..yes.

    October 11, 2012
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      Amen

      October 11, 2012
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      @Sirkastiq

      There just had to be 'male' in your tongue…

      October 11, 2012
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    I don't like judgmental people. (Does that make me judgmental?) Mind your fucking business. I have Jesus and He doesn't judge me so who are you?

    October 11, 2012
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      @Sirkastiq

      George of the Jungle.

      October 11, 2012
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        Why are you like this? Why?

        October 11, 2012
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        immortalteddybear

        LMFAO

        Saka needs to be caged

        October 12, 2012
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    Tushe

    okay. hmmmn

    October 11, 2012
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    This post just expressed how I was feeling earlier this morning. It explains the lyrics of Imagine Me by Kirk Franklin explicitly!!!

    October 11, 2012
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    thisboyperforms

    I like this!

    October 11, 2012
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    Shuggarkein

    Human Nature. My excuse. I still use it.

    Well done, Dania

    October 11, 2012
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      @Sirkastiq

      You forgot to add #NoMichaelJackson

      October 11, 2012
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        shuggarkein

        -______- Leave MJ and Santa alone (>_<)

        October 11, 2012
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    nijezie

    This post has left me in a quagmire state. So what happened at the end?

    October 11, 2012
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      Shuggarkein

      Is there an end?

      October 11, 2012
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      Till she's married, she'll keep fighting the temptation, aside dat… Once u r married to Jesus, be ready for the difficult and rough roads.. So no end as long as ther's satan

      October 11, 2012
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        la_ensemble

        Its not gonna stop even after marriage… #shrug

        October 11, 2012
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    Tip

    I like the raw honesty.
    Err .. wait. Rahab is remotely related to Jesus? O_O Who woulda thunk that?

    October 11, 2012
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      Go read your word Bro!!! Matthew 1.

      October 11, 2012
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        Tip

        That part of the bible is boring

        October 11, 2012
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          Oh my! U need spiritual slap…

          October 11, 2012
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            t3niola

            But he's right, that part of the bible IS boring. We all skip the lineage bits. The only reason I know Rahab was in the lineage is because I read Francine Rivers

            October 11, 2012
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            Olatoxic

            LMAO

            October 19, 2012
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      la_ensemble

      Lol. Bible school shlda told you this. 😀

      October 11, 2012
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    I really loved reading this. Very realistic.

    “No, I’m not proud of my past; but I’m done apologizing for it”

    It is very difficult trying to balance your relationship and your religious beliefs. I can relate.

    October 11, 2012
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      @Sirkastiq

      You should place them on a table. They'll balance quite easy

      October 11, 2012
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    Deola

    This spoke to me loudly. Caught in between two worlds. Wanting to be one new person and still also wanting a little taste of the other side. I fight the battle everyday, wanting to really get closer to God, wanting to give up on a whole lot of things that I know are bad for me. Its hard.
    This was really nice.

    October 11, 2012
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    PG13

    I LOVE this! My BEST post!! I've been there my dear! Still there sef.

    October 11, 2012
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      @Sirkastiq

      and you're PG13? nahhh…You should be watching Barney, not here.

      October 11, 2012
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    @Sirkastiq

    "bragaderibashakaaaa."… If any (wo)man speak in an[unknown tongue, let it be by two, or at the most by three, and by course; and let one interpret….

    I wait.

    October 11, 2012
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      la_ensemble

      I think its the 'sister' coming back to her senses. 😀

      October 11, 2012
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    ieshah

    I like that it's so real. I've been waiting on Dania's turn. 🙂

    'bragaderibashakaaaa' though. lol.

    October 11, 2012
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      @Sirkastiq

      sounds like braggodocio

      October 11, 2012
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    I loved the description of the beige in different ways, and how d story related to it…

    I must also admire d writer, u r strong. Saying no the "the him" isn't an easy task… No makes him av an erection, he'll either flaunt it for u 2c or somehow disturb ur bombom with it… Nxt tin na u dey beg…

    I remember saying once that MY BODY IS THE TEMPLE OF THE HOLY SPIRIT, next thing "the him" said THEN LEMME WORSHIP GOD IN HIS TEMPLE

    KAI U R STRONG, and then STRONGER dan ur satan.

    October 11, 2012
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    Dunno what to say about this one. I guess we all have that need/longing to be better sha… Even when we don’t admit it…. Men too.

    October 11, 2012
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    Why is my handle showing as @undefined bikokwa.

    Anyways, good post. Really got me feeling guilty for being the "Satan" in one too many sisters' lives. 🙁

    October 11, 2012
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      Tip

      Oho! *chanting Hail Marys*

      October 11, 2012
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    lade

    my best post so far

    October 11, 2012
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    Finally! I'm live on TNC!

    What this means is that of all of you, I’m the realest. I have no airs or graces about me. No pretences or illusions of perfection. I’m not a goody-two shoes and I don’t pretend that I am. I’ve seen things…done things… I’m not proud of most of it but in a way, I’m almost grateful for it. It’s made me more…real. I’m less critical or judgemental of others. I’ve been ‘there’ so I get it.

    This is so precisely me, it hurts. I'm gonna sit quietly and chew on this some more.
    *sigh*

    October 11, 2012
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    unprofessionalsblog

    I really like this. Great post!

    October 11, 2012
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    tracey

    i can totally relate to this, @Ms_Dania.thank you for this post, this is my color and i guess it is also the color of a lot of people.often our worst judge isn't even humans but ourselves,our mind, constantly reminding us of how we have failed and how many times we have fallen>>>yet we don't give up ,we just cant!!

    October 11, 2012
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    THIS story.

    I can so relate. *sigh*

    Lovely.

    October 11, 2012
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    Glory

    This is my best piece so far. I like the ease to it, it feels natural. At the risk of sounding repetitive, it’s real and relatable and somehow I think that’s what the FCW series is about – getting us to see, feel and understand the different ways we’re colored beyond our races and skin tones.

    On the whole I still think For Colored Men rocked way more though. Forgive me or bite me.

    October 11, 2012
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      Olatoxic

      You too like man.

      October 19, 2012
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    This has to be my best post so far. The sincere, unapologetic nature of it… Its so easy to relate to, much more than the other posts. The struggle is real and I feel like i’m losing most of the time 🙁 *sigh* The Lord is our strength.

    October 11, 2012
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    Best piece so far! Beige, hmmnn…. Lol @let me worship God in his temple, dt “him” is crazy!

    October 11, 2012
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    For Colored Women kicks For Colored Men’s ass!

    October 11, 2012
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      ( ˘ ˘̯ ) For-Colored-Women gets her kicks from For-Colored-Men. ( ˘ ˘̯ )

      October 11, 2012
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        Its neither a comparison nor a competition. Its a series of explorations.

        October 11, 2012
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    @Sirkastiq

    "Tall, fair, handsome in the cutest of ways and mildly ribbed just how I like ‘em…"

    Somebody lied.

    October 11, 2012
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      tobicomm

      Lmaoooooooooo. Why r u like this? Why?

      October 11, 2012
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      immortalteddybear

      LOOOOOOOL

      CAGE SAKA!!!!

      October 12, 2012
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      thatifygirl

      Lmaoooooooooo

      October 12, 2012
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      Olatoxic

      God will forgive you. You need to pray for deliverance.

      October 19, 2012
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    Tessa

    I think i like beige
    If i am voting for any, it is beige
    By the way, beige is kind of dirty brown

    About the trying thingy
    do right because you want to honor God
    Any other reason and you'd get lost again

    October 11, 2012
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    P.Ace

    1000 likes!

    October 11, 2012
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    Of all the posts so far, this is the one that I describes me best. The writing might not have been over-the-top or as imaginative as the others, but it was real. It was raw and natural and totally relatable. It is so difficult trying to get people to accept that you have changed. It is also difficult trying to adapt to your new lifestyle while still being attracted to where you are coming from.

    October 11, 2012
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      BimboPee

      GBAM!!!

      October 11, 2012
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    t3niola

    Loved it. The way that it all comes across so matter of factly. You're a talented writer.

    October 11, 2012
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    obema

    of all the colours….this, right here, is mine.

    October 11, 2012
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    bimbo

    Of all the posts, this has been my best. Maybe cos like almost everyone here has said, i can relate to it. I also like that the writer isn't trying too hard to sell her story which is sort of the vibe i've gotten off all the other FCW posts. i guess its also y everyone keeps saying FCM was better. its been woe is me, pity me, lick my feet cos im this way ….
    this post simply put says this is me
    i always thought with jesus, there's a destination. the year i realised it was gonna be a forever walk, i sort of lost some of the zeal. I got it back only when i realised im happiest "walking".

    October 11, 2012
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    kaylatee

    IMO, I think everyone has a smidgen of beige in their lives……. This. I can relate to this…..especially with the cussing *sigh*

    October 11, 2012
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    i've never being on the wild side- You don't get to do that from the kind of family i come from-but i see some girls like this, and i'm sorry to say i judge them too. I know i'll stop now, after reading this.
    I hope to be wild someday sha (yes i know the world is ending, and Jesus's coming soon), but a girl's gotta wish right? 😀
    @miss_yo yes sister… may God be your strength.

    October 11, 2012
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    olatundun

    I can totally relate to this post..its a constant battle but the lord is my strength…sigh!

    October 11, 2012
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    Nwunye Adam

    Finally a post I can't relate to, to a large extent but in my case, the two of us understand that it's normal/expected to be sexually attracted to the one you want to spend forever with(1 Corinthians 7:8-9)… Especially when u've experienced sex first hand, u know how good it is, it takes a whole lot of discipline, grace and word in u to avoid it. Do we fall? Emphatically yes but we don't relax in it, we do all we can to avoid it and thankfully I'm not dealing with someone who wants me to choose between God and him… Otherwise his so called "godliness" has to be questioned. Am I judged by my past? Always. Am I bothered… No. I've learnt from the scriptures that God sees me in a different way and how God sees me is what matters… So I just bother about who I'm becoming in God's eyes… Which has me moving unto perfection everyday… I'm not even
    Struggling, when I fall, I get up and move on and everyone interested in this race must learn to do that… Never allow urself to veer completely of the road cos of guilt… Forget what u see in others, they answer to God… They all have weakness and I can't judge them for it jare… I love this color.

    October 12, 2012
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    @kunbillionaire

    Love this. U cdnt hv done this color any more justice. Totally relatable in one way or d other

    October 12, 2012
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    thatifygirl

    Best!!!

    October 12, 2012
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    Hey guys,

    Between my gadgets and internet service, I can’t tell which one exactly was trying to prevent me from replying coments all through yesterday. I think it’s a bit late to post individual replies so I’ll just do a blanket one.

    Thank you all so much for reading and taking the time out to leave a comment. I really, really appreciate it. Really. For me, one of the highest compliments I can get as a writer is being ‘relatable’ so I’m glad a lot of people get that with this piece.

    To those who didn’t think it as ‘colourful’ as the others:

    “Did you know that the term ‘beige’ originates from beige cloth, a cotton fabric left un-dyed in its natural colour? What this means is that of all of you, I’m the realest. I have no airs or graces about me…”

    🙂

    Oh and Sirkastiq needs to be caged. Dude has officially become a troll.

    October 12, 2012
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    missA

    Sigh! I relate to this in its entirety. My ‘sins’ may not be as grave but to my judgemental self, it is, if not worse. I am getting there..but off-white, i gladly remain as it gives me the strength of character that is me, and keeps me real.

    October 15, 2012
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    …and I've finally just been able to reply to this post…beauitful! It brought tears to my eyes, not just because I could relate, but because I'm still struggling, just like she is! A beautiful post, a job well done!

    October 21, 2012
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