Frankenstein
Hey good people. Hope y’all had a weekend way more restful than mine. The Camping weekend has come and gone so we can all go on with our lives now. It’s going to be another lazy-ish post from me cause I’m still quite busy with work (I’m co-directing my first commercial.. details later).
A few days ago I listened in on a conversation between two of my friends. One was trying to set up the other on a date so A asked B to describe his ‘type’. I listened on for minutes after as B went on and on piecing together body parts from celebrities and some of our mutual friends in an attempt to answer the question. As I listened, I wondered if this was just a ‘guy’ thing. It’s funny how it’s so easy to describe men as the visually conscious gender yet it was the women that coined the term TDH (tall, dark and handsome).
Anyways, I decided to pursue this further so today, I’ll be playing teacher while you guys get to be my students. I have a simple, or not so simple assignment for y’all. Well, it’s more like an examination.
THE TOOLSMAN SCHOOL OF SELF DISCOVERY
1st SEMESTER EXAMINATION
ANA 101 (HUMAN ANATOMY)
Date: 23rd May, 2011. Time: 1 Hour
Question
In less than 300 words, create your personal Frankenstein that captures your definition of ‘near-perfection’ in terms of looks and attributes. You’re only allowed to pick body parts and attributes from public figures/celebrities. As much as possible, try to complete your Frankenstein (He/She might be called Frankenstein, but no one-eyed monsters please). Extra marks will be given to those who creatively name their Frankenstein. Please see examples below for clarity:
HE:
For me it’s very simple, I’ll take Nicki Minaj’s body except the lips. I want Paula Pattons lips. You can name her Paula too. :D
SHE:
Wow.. where do I begin. Ok, Morris Chestnut’s frame. Blair Underwoods chin and smile too. Chris Brown’s eyes and maybe some of his tattoos too :). Oh and erm… Jamie Fox’s schlong (Yes, I have that leaked nude pic saved). He could talk and walk like Chuck Bass and cook like Jamie Oliver.
Yes. That’s him. I’ll call him Carter.
(100 Marks)
Good luck.
Ok, there you go. I did warn you it was going to be lazy but I’m hoping we can have fun with it. So, off with you. Use the comment box and create your Frankenstein. Cheers.
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hahaha, I'd try to be back….
rushing out of exam hall to get my diary, brb
*Scribbles 'Sheila' from Big Brother All Stars* on answer sheet*
*Submits answer sheets*
Seriously?
*amber rose*
*blows bubble gum and then blows something else*
:|
Are you a rapper?
First…:D
Dammy!! Really!?? Lool.aren't u in disneyland? First ko..wake uup!
Sheila got knock knees joor. Me,( JUDE LAW's eyes and every other physical thing Cee-Lo Green possesses.) *submits script*
Heyss… if you're going to dub.. dub and stop badmouthing other peoples answers.. that's my job… :D
Oh.. I forgot to add.. You're allowed to cheat on this exam… :)
Idris elba's body and height, John mayer's sensitivity, jayz's street, my ex boyfriend's sarcastic humour…
Wil be bak wen I think of more :D
Lol… you know John Mayer's sensitivity is only in his music right? He's quite the asshole in real life…my kinda guy.
Pls do not interrupt my fantasies… The john Mayer I know and love is romantic, deep, sensitive and will leave me poetry notes around d house!
Thank you
…. Hmmmmm….:)
Gheun….*now googling thingz*
Oh my!
Basketmouth's sense of humour, johhny depp's face nd swag , C Ronaldo's body..
loooooool, I'll like to copy and paste the "He" example…
As for cheating, can it get to the extent of turning in as many scripts as possible; sorta like making as many entries in a lottery… 'cause I've got a million answers worth a 100 million marks for just a 100-mark paper…
No extra sheets allowed. Just one answer…
:( … This is why I hate exams, always rigid with their rules. Why cant I have extra sheets? why? :'(. Is it not just a blogpost comment exam? *wailing*
*chewing biro*
Tick tock….
please, i would like a dash of Shemar Moore, a sprinkle of Chuck Bass, and a side order of Deji….that will be all. currently on a diet….
Erm… Deji who?
Hmmmmmm! I think I know this Deji!
hehehehehe probably @dejivansteel
Stares at ceiling** brb
Haahaha…lemme see..em…am coming…lol
did she say she's coming? :s
Boris Kodjoe's frame. Jesse Williams (Avery from Grey's)eyes, Chris Brown's smile. Martin Lawrence's humour. He could talk, walk and have Ian Somerhalder's (Stephan from VD)attitude. Dance like Chris Brown..
(This just prepared me for my exam in 2hrs :) )
Oh and might I add Paul Wesley's (Stefan from VD) gaze/star'e….theres something about the way he looks at you that makes me shiver *cringe*
Na wah o.. only you?
Yes oooo!!! I'm aiming for the full 100 marks
Dear @thetoolsman, i shall be keeping Deji's surname to myself. thank u.
Opera Mini users can also subscribe to this blog by hitting d RSS Feeds link at d top… by d way, *submits blank answer script*
Cammmaaann… we don't do that here.. we promise not to make fun of you even if you scribble down Estelle .. :|
hi please can i have Dimeji Alara..tnks n God Bless
hmmm… is that so…
Since bloggers are celebrities of sorts,I'd like to 'use' them, so here goes nothing; Victor's face and complexion, Kevlin's lips and sarcasm, Tula's wit, Jcp's 'charm',Jjibola's height, Noble's stoicism, gidimallam's humor,yemmy's 'member',utomi's body. And I'll name him frankisphere.
*clicks enter*
Erm.. but you do know you'll get in trouble for this comment. Mr. Yemi.. better come and explain..
L☺l! You have no idea how many times I edited my response to arrive at that. Let's just say,this is the PG version.
Erm… Who is this "yemmy" character???
:O
Come come come o!
Chinny, you haven't yet explained yourself o!
Ehen.
utomi's body huh…i feel u. yes dt a hugh jackman …hehe
Okay okay……..dis 1 hard small, I want, scratch dat, I need……nooo! I have,……ok ok! She has her own body, beyonce be jocking my girl's booty, jessica alba wud look like smeagol beside her, ……if I had 1 :(
wow…
give me Sofía Vergara's body.. Angelina Jolie's eyes..Leona Lewis' voice.. Tina Fey's humour, and yeah.. Oprah Winfrey's money.
there should be a genetic lab where this is possible.. jus pick body parts off of a menu. .and in 2 days, the lab delivers your woman at your doorstep.. *sigh*
See ya mouth…ole.. tiff..
If I were a guy, THIS would be ALL!
*sigh* lemme google some things! :x
Lynxx is a perfect guy for me,
Isaiah mustapha's (old spice guy) slightly muscular body, shemar moore's lips not dentiton oh….taye diggs dentition, tyson beckford's forehead (aka okpo)..Georgge clooney's eyes and Boris Kodjoe's ears..they hav the right angle.
I wud call him..Mallam Spicey..lol.I kid..he'll be my masculine Vanilla…aka MANILLA..
Go to the corner and face the wall…
Ahahahahahaha! This is tooo funny!!!!
true… taiye diggs (y)
am nt tru yt
.
Kai! Wallahi wa na fah….e hard oh…
Ok!!!!
The physique of Don jazzy,
vin diesel's voice (oh mama),
taye digg's lips,
marques houston's eyes
Van Persie's nose (yea..)
Micheal Ealy's pupils
Lenny kravitz's hair (hmmmm)
Usher's abs (dayuuuummmm)
Theo walcotts's legs(hehe)
Dangote's bank account…(Shrugs*)
Messi's agility (ohhh necesary gan)
Idris Elba's d*ck (trust me he's endowed)
And finally…
Obasanjo's charisma (he's got swags)
And ll call him….'ROMANUS""
hahaha!!!. Messi's agility on the pitch might not necessarily translate off pitch tho.. :p
#TNC. The Naked Convos #1 Invite. Password: Frank
LOL…..This is real Frankenstein
loooool
buhahahahahaaa… romanus … camon !!!!! *rolling off my chair laughing*
*collectingExtraSheetB4starting* Amber Rose body, oprah's brain,Bukkys eye,Angelina Jolies lips, & Jada Fire coochie. I'll call her Amber!
what movie was Bukky in?
A while ago, I might have enjoyed this exam. But I've seen the perfect person already…and she's not some fictional frankenstein. She's real :D
Now all I have to do is make her mine…
awwww…. that's so sweet … :)
This here, is the only comment I agree with.
But erm, dude you're on your own sha…she's already mine. :D
#Winning
My Frankenstein has got 2hv Ummm, orlando bloom's cute face bt chris brown's eyes, tom wellings body frame, chris tucker's sense of humour, and Daniel Craig's swag…. Can imagine him already. I'd call him Mac_ sparks… *Submits script*
*Jessica Alba's eyes*
*Eva longoria's body*
*Submits sheet. No need for extra sheet.* 3-|
wait first! I'm still tryna figure out the titties…extra time please!
I'll be okay with Aliko Dangote n all that he possesses…yes, I love him just the way he his :D
smh.. is this what it has come to?.. ok o…
Body of kim k. With her skills in bed(I've seen her sex tape and she's a devil) Have cooking skills of Ekaette. *sheet submitted*
My own frankenstein is @exschoolnerd.
Call me baby
Erm.. there shall be no P setting in this exam hall…
correct (y)
i can see sum1 has bn attending STP 101 classes… our lecturers must be proud of u ;)
LOL…
We're very proud of him o… he's putting our teachings to good use.
Going after his professor no less!
lol.
And it's SPS101 o…not STP101…
*picks up answer script* *scribbles down "d boobs of d girl at my back. Yansh of d girl in front of me. Senior prefect's height. Will Smith's kinda money. Anna Kornikova kinda frame. I call her Welfare Prefect*… *goes to submit answer script*… err… *points to top of script* I don't remember my matric number sir…
yes I have it!! Confidence from BBA's titties and ass! That would be all thank you!
*finally submits*
with the cellulite?
Omo it is literally impossible for me to do…too many ppl to choose from…I'll pass on dis exam sir…*submits empty paper n leaves d hall*
*clears throat*
A) Idris Elba's accent, Paul Walker's eyes, Hugh Jackman's body, and the Lonely Island guys' humour. He shall be named Him
B) Jessica Alba's face, Jennifer Hudson's boobs, fergie's legs, Kim K shape. She will be named Woman.
*submits*
Wow…ok lez go
@exschoolnerd's boobs,luscious lips booty,luscious lips's shaggin skills,mercy johnson's hips,oprah's brain and money(minus d god complex n wierd religion),cooking skills of a half calabar half igbo chic,gabrielle union's face,n d swag of dat hispanic chic in Swat(she was also in fast&furious 4)forgotten her name
Her name wil b Raven
*submits*
Her name is Michelle Rodriguez and I cosign..wait first, have I submitted?
Ohhhhhhhhh…..chinnydiva is messing wv me……
*kelvin's lips..dayuuuummmm….I kno am still gonna have them….even if it will cost me my eyes….YES!!!!! I dream about dem everynight…*well apart from last nyt cos ve not slept*
lol babe! you can have the lips and I'll have the sarcasm…I price laughter above all else.
@kechilauren..MANILLA…hahahahaha..n internet messed me up..:(
Jason George's body…John vesely's voice,kanye west's cheeks.youp…errr..*scratching head* err..plenty join join sha…..trey songz tattoo.. Ok cancel..Maybe just Treyz songz everything.! :|
I've got this weird feeling that this is only going to come back and bite me in the ass… very hard! I think I'll just defer this course, indefinitely… *tears exam script and bounces out the hall*
BADGE 4: Shablagoo
In order of priority…
Mark Zuckerberg's erm, mind perhaps…
George Clooney's charm…
Antonio Banderas's or Elijah Wood's eyes *still tryna decide*…
Zac Efron's cuteness… and…
He can't be short sha. Must be at least 5ft9…
I guess… *submits*
Oh, and I'll name him Mr Waterloo. :D
chris hemsworth.. that is alll…. every single piece of him… EVERYTHING…
No long thing… gimme Halle Berry..with all her perfections and imperfections… Monsters' Ball Halle Berry :D
Gidi Mallam, invigilator no gree me empty script o… So I no go gree if he gree for ur own
Feels good seeing my name in someones list *smiles* but its 'kelvin' yeah?
Ok…I've got me a girl and she's a star in her own right, she aint perfect but aint that a state of mind? Yes! I can admire others, she loves too as well, I'm happy with my baby…I call her my angel *submits script*
0 for you…you did not answer the question…hahaha.
Teacher said CREATE your Frankenstein. :p
Teacher my script please…I'm not doing again…I sense a scam.
Idris Elba's body and Vin diesel's voice (melts), morris chestnut's charm,will smith's smile,tyler perry's spirituality, the entrepreneurial mind of Richard Branson and a lil pinch of chuck bass..n we shall name him Operoro *whew* LOL
A typical frankenstein for me though will be a mix of Azeezat and Kemistry's face, KSB's voice, Apollonias weight and Odina barbie's intellect
Go on, beat that!
Throw in a lil bit of Estelle abi… hilzz… off to the corner with you.. spread your hands and close your eyes..
So u jst effortlessly got an F9 abi na H ??? smh…
i sorry for you (in sinzu's voice)
Lol @kelvin…wish u luck..
Hahahaha…..omo mehhnnnnn see frankenstein abi na babalawo wey people dey create……pure utopia….in reality..just give me the guy next door!!!!
*struts in drunk into the hall, alomo in hand*
- J-lo's Ikebe
- Pamela Anderson's Bobbee #Thatyear
- Angelina Jolie's lips
*hic*
- Jessica Alba's coochie
- Agbani Darego's face
- Oprah's Money
- Tina Fey's sense of Humour
- Halle Berry's height…o yes i like em short
- Kim Kardashians body
That is all and i shall call my Frankenstina "Efrebor" cos i go wound.
*submits answer scripts, brimming with confidence while sipping on alomo….offers invigilator small sef*
Duzeez
LMAO…
why wont you like em short, rme
Ebuka's body, chuck bass' swagz, I go die's sense of humour, tula's (yes tula) mind n way of thinking, mybe a bit of his face wf ebukas lips n maddest kisser in the world. We'll call him Akin
:$ :$ thanks :)
i already have the prefect specimen of feminine beauty in my baby…:)
BUT…if i wasn't so blessed i'd have picked Dania's hair, Meagan Good's face, Ashley Greene's eyes and her shy smile, Angelina Jolie's lips, Beyonce's complexion and waist but Tera Patrick's tits, the Delphinator's sexy voice, samanthasiren's ass, Gisele Bundchen's legs and Eva Longoria's feet…
But like i sed, my baby's hotter than that so….*shrug*
Im sure you got permission before you posted this…
somebody just described Delphine's voice as sexy! hian!!!!
erm.. isn't it?
ask am o….
I'd take Lara Izibor's head(everything on it) Maria brink's upper body, (Nina dobrev's voice) Elena from Vampire diaries, tyra banks lower body,ellen's sense of humour and class of generosity , martha stewart's kitchen and home skills, angelina jolie's sex appeal,maya angelou's literature ability, ehi ojeh's brains, Oprah's entrepreneurial dexterity.QED
Oh one more thing I'd name her EUREKA.
Tools, some people no get the kweshun o….they have refused to name dia Frankensteins …..Oya do quick and gimme my prize o jare
Dont mind them.. I'll soon start marking..
@FreshPrinz…yimu o!!! Sawaleh like u covering up with the "my baby better" line…sam's ass eh?I haven't hrd delphine's voice yet..dania's hair eh,? Let jibs catch u…
@ibeta and @chinnydiva… I'm honoured o! Like serzly mayne..
trol
Yes, I forgot morris chestnut's smile… I can melt!
I wud infuse a lot of atiku's money too ;)
Hehehe
This exam is too easy:
Give me Common with George Clooney's dick
*have a nice day, lecturer*
Terrence howards eyes, chris hemsworth's man boobs n muscles, hugh jackmans 10 abs, idris elba's voice, brad pitts bum, marcus patrick's thingie mijiggie *mmmm*, boris kodjoe's lips n imma call him my very own McRrrrrrrRrrrr!!!
Oh, and name my Frankenstein Sinbad
Tyson beckford's looks, mark zuckerberg's brain, basket mouth's humour, jayz's account. *biting biro* *stretchn my neck*
Hepss.. face ya front jo..
@tostos: Wat's wrong with delphine's voice? I'd like to think she's one of d hottest girls in las giddi. She gets my vote anytime.
@Kelvin: I bet Sir Jibs wud appreciate d compliment. :P and yeah, a certain some1 told me sam's ass was a new world wonder so I had to shekirout. Btw, "my baby's hotter"…dat's my story & I'm sticking to it. Beside's na u dey mark d script? I saw ur 'ass-kissing' comment but I'm reserving my comments for BBM. Don't lemme post it here o.
@chinnydiva: wasn't sure which vic u were talkin bout but if he's who I think u're talking about den I'm more dan flattered to be on ur wishlist :)
Im with you on that Sams behind bit.. good Lawd… *whew*.. and I know Delphine so it wont be famzing if I also agree with your comment on her..
err…its not a wishlist, we were asked to describe 'our type' or did I get it wrong? *now scrolling back up* okay He said create your Frankenstein so yeah, still not a wishlist. I decided to bring it closer home…
all these guys describing their babes..side eye at all of you. If we wanted a course on 'mushy sweethearts of 09' I'm sure we woulda gone for it.
Shift abegi! Abi una wan make all of us begin describe our bobos? Una go taya o!
erm .. is anyone holding you?
All of u just dropping ya Frankenstein's name (-30marks) for una….Abi oga electrician Tools
LOL, this exam hard o… ok errr
Eyebrows: david beckham
teeth: taye diggs
eyes, nose and lips: puckerman in glee (mark salling)
jawline: brad pitt
build: eric dane (mcsteamy in greys anatomy)
coloring and smile: idris elba plsss
sense of style/swag: johnny depp all the way
sense of humor: a nice balanced mix of jcphoenixx, tools, skills and zara
creative mind: tools (dont let ur head swell abeg)
drive, ambition, focus: my daddy plix ^_^ (he is a celebrity to me joor :P)
intelligence: jcp
ok thats all i can think of.
I shall name him… ayomikun
*submits paper, expects 101marks*
oh err, creative mind edit abeg, that shall be tools 50% and Jibola 50% Tennzz
:D :D
oh and i forgot john legend's voice pleassee… btw, can i do a 'if i were a man' one??
sure.. go ahead…
Chipminks face,Boris Kodjoe’s frame. Hugh Jackman's dick (yes he is very much endowed). Idris Elba's accent. Tom Welling's eyes,Will Smith's height. :)
can i just have toolsman??
#okthanksbye
Yall b makin dis yung man blush nw…
yes im hating :D
:$ :$ …
2 words Idris Elba. Another 3 words Chris Brown's Penis. That's that.
*YAWN*
Bros u don reach hia?….No start fight o, na only women dey fight for hia. thank you
Wow ur thirst apparently knows no bounds…..
*sprinkles holy water*
if i were male? meagan good and jessica alba.. darris all
Body frame n height like Lamar (Khloe's husB)
dimples and hair line like Mario Lopez
Palms and lips as soft as my crush @ work (yes he's a celeb in my world)
penetrating eyes like Jude Law
carries himself n bank account like JayZ
I'll call him Nicholas
Is there a way 2 block this preyingmantis punk. He never has anything good 2 say….:|
That'll amount to too much effort on something so insignificant…
Mehn this is unfair o… See what these ppl are doing here o, lmao
How would u just take out a tiny body part, like an upper lip, and then discard d rest of the body just because u want to form ONE "pristine" human… esp u girls, hmmm, ko da o… UTTER WICKEDNESS… Instead of u to settle with ready-made "almost-perfects" like me :D ;)
hahahahaha… also thought about this…
OK… IN THAT CASE I'LL JUST GO FOR THETOOLSMAN … (DEEPSIGH)
i'm not dropping my name cos that wld jst b the end btw my boo n I
ok bye
ha.. erm thanks but pls oh.. keep the name.. God forbid this posts ends things with you and your boo…
might just be a guy behind the incognito batting eyelashes… anonymous comments are just….*bleh*… state ur ID jor
LMAO radeyo hahahahahaahaha
God forgive you Radeyo…
I know u… and I know ur boo… I'm ending it… i'll give thetoolsman ur number too… equation balanced?
I change my mind, jst googled demeji alara, i'll v him n mario lopezs' hair, and dimple …
gosh, but i still want a very tall frankie :( ,
erm.. aunty.. you've already submitted…
haba ! but u didn't say time up na !!!
oya mark every n pick the best 4 me .
PLEASE PLEASE AND PLEASE DEMEJI ALARA EEZZ MYNEE… YES I AM SHOUTING..TNKS ;)
Id take Ebuka on a Platter thankyou
Id take Ebuka on a Platter thankyou,
at least this fantasy has a 1% chance of being reality
lemme up this percentage…
haha thankyou jare
Omo u go fear o…see Frankenstein's mehn…well at least my humor made it to @chinnydiva's Frankenstein so I'm good…hehehehe *sips som shilled Zobo Mojito*
N ayam still not writin dis paper…make una com use am blackmail me later…askor…*dougies out of d exam hall*
emm… emm…
Terrence Howards eyes.. the guy from Thor's body.. Trey songz voice.. Blair Underwoods smile, face, skin.
I shall name him Steamy McDreamy…Thanx
gosh.. the name alone is enuf …
BODY – TYSON BECKFORD
FACE – BRAD PITT
EYES – TERENCE HOWARD
LIPS – SHEMAR MOORE
COMPLEXION- IDRIS ELBA
HUMOR- CHANDLER BING FROM FRIENDS (dont ask
SEX APPEAL – ANGELINA JOLIE
STYLE- DAVID BECKHAM
VOICE – WALE ADETULA
DEMEANOR – KANYE WEST
hahahaha.. I totally get the Chandler and Kanye thing…and thanks too :)
OH and his name would be DEFIBRILLATOR cos weneva he touches me, im going into cardiac arrest.
LOL… noice…
Still doesn't trump EFREBOR
A guy with Angelina Joles' sex appeal??? oga o
well.. she sorta covers both ends tho…
After the cardiac arrest ??won't u die? Iss that not what happened to abacha after the girl with the apple touched him??lol
Everything tools. I think he's almost perfection in the making and a half. (Y)
Are sure u want that or u just want 100%
Lol, neither. I just think he's got the potential of being the perfect verse over a tight beat.
Chei.. see lyrics… :D ..
*una don begin collect script?*
just give me Atunyota #thatsall
Rosemary Church's legs
Kim Kardashian's butt
Olivia Wilde's eyes
Adele's voice
Kate Middleton's smile
Oprah Winphrey's money
Nicole Scherzinger's tan
Ekaette's breasts
Angelina Jolie's swag
Aishwarya Rai's lips
My mother's love
I'll call her
Heaven. X_X
Hey Toolsman… when do u plan to snap all these people back to reality.. u dont want people go home to their real life Frankensteins and begin to cry o…
Spot on.
erm… but Ive not hypnotized anyone.. I just gave y'all an hour to live your fantasies or better still.. confess your sins..
I opt for the latter. Aint no fantasy living in this. Lol
Hmmmn…all I want is Jesse Williams(Avery from Greys) or Eric Dane or Bradley Cooper or…*thinking*
Hmmmm…..*tapping 24carat gold fountain pen on marble desk* :)
I guess it'd be lamar odom's height and colour, the Thor dude's build and Michael Ealy's everything else- especially the eyes. #shikena
*submitting handmade Egyptian paper script* :)
@commentator, as in do u get. Some ppl cn like 2 start vn second thots abt their partners o.
P.s pls dnt kill my insane crush for detula, 2 may ppl r likin him. Plssssssss. Thank u.
*goin bak to fantasy land wif tools as my groom* toodles!
I pray y'all dont get stuck in ur dreams – Limbo style… toolsman don turn polypolygamist be that
Err… Jessica Alba's face, Amber Rose's body and Zara's sense of humour(no famzing, but I think its great). *submits script*
*now walking oout of d exam hall holding my bag in front of my trousers* X_X
I've been considering adding my recipe. But I still agree with Dr. Mclovin. If we did that, we'd always be on the perfection pursuit. Me? I'm quite happy with what I've got. She's perfection right there.
*Signs script* QED.
*submits*
Hmm lets see
Meagan Good's lips
Meagan Fox's Eyes
Kelly Rowland's complexion
Beyonce's booty
Shakira's hip bones
Maria Sharapova's voice (soundtrack)
Anna Kournikova's legs
Venus Williams tenacity
Jada Pinkett's height
Jaden Smith's parents (if your father is poor its you fate, if your father in law is poor its your stupidity)
Toni Braxton's hair
Halle Berry's breasts
Sorry I forgot to name her my name for her is Stacie Orrico…. I just like the name :D
Still thinking….
ermm Mr. Keyzer soze or watever, examiner aff go home wv d exam scripts. dey av ring d bell tey tey,u msta bn stuck in ur fantasies wen dey did. Carry ur examsheet from that table o, or breeze will blow it away .e pele sir- sorry ehn?
and missqueue, think it till next year, dont worry ehn, u af already carryover..
Hahahahahahahha at Jaden smith's parents….
Let's see…
A black beckham
with patrick dempsey's hair,
a pinch of kanye's/C ronaldo's arrogance,
chuck bass' romantic side,
Dangote's biz acumen,
Bill Clinton's support for his wife,
a pinch of Soji's (tinsel) razzness
and of course,
Dr Avery's (grey's anatomy) smile….
Not asking for much, am I?????
I'll call him Eureka (cheating is allowed abi? Plus dts my modification of Ebuka, as I cnt have that one)
A black man with Patrick Dempseys hair? I'm sure that can't come out well
I guess I would be having a carry over :( I'm so late!! *sobs*
I thoroughly enjoyed just reading…… Sad that no one wants my nothing….lol
Tyrese's body
Taye diggs entire face and smile
Idris Elba's voice
Jay z's money
Mark zuckerburg's work ethic and drive
Dude from 'hangover''s playfulness
Lexington Steel's schlong
The dude from 'The notebook's romantic nature/passion
Cooking skills like Emeril
His name will be "Priceless"
Ah! Sorry I'm late!!
Can we construct same sex frankensteins? Cos I don't admire the male species much.
@samanthasiren's back, Nicole's (from that 7-girl singers group) hair, Rihanna's breasts and legs, @thedelphinator's height, @verastic's wit, cassie's lips, @0x smooth skin, and…@Otase's sex experience.
Now that's a frankenstein. I'll call her Mine. :D
Errrr…
**scratches head
Mistakenly dubs a girl's script
**still scratching head in front of P setting disciplinary committee trying to explain how I didn't see the question on the board.
@keyzer it does in my head x_x
Ok, maybe it doesn't… A half-caste beckham then
:(
Hugh Jackman's body
Johnny Depp's cockiness
the rock's killer eyebrow look
Idris Elba's charisma…
Beckham's intriguing sexiness & style
….well u can hv my suga daddy's lips :*
so amma call u daddy x_x
*subscribed*
:( I missed this
I missed it too….but all I want is U X_x *its (not) just a crush*
HA! Ehen?!
Tula my frankestein is Emmanuel. :p
Erm, I hope I'm not too late o, there ws no water in d hostel
Ryan Reynolds' everything with Chris Brown's smile.
*submits script* :D
Oh, nd his name will be *scratching head* ermmmmmmm, Voldemort?? #okbye
Asin seriously ???? voldermount ??? sum harry potter stiz going on here o
I missed this too :(
I don't care if my comment is coming in late… All I want is Damon Salvatore(vampire diaries) and Johnny Depp to b combined into one… and I shall call him Denzel!!!
Washington ???
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