Published on January 25th, 2012 | by thetoolsman42
Magas et Magettes.
I just can’t thank God enough for Emmanuel.
He’s just so… amazing.
Gosh, don’t even get me started with his looks.
Oh, his looks.
Pearly white teeth.
And his err…
Trust me… one word
No, seriously, I literally can’t feel my legs when we’re done.
And I can always tell he enjoyed it too.
He always eats up a storm after we are done?
Oh, he’s an aspiring… I mean… he’s a musician.
You should hear him sing.
His voice… ohhhhhh…
Just sad he hasn’t written anything new lately…
He got so heartbroken after his label cut him off
The deaf idiots.
How can anyone not hear the talent in his voice.
It kills me when I come back from work and meet him sleeping or playing that PS
I know deep down he wants to do so much.
I know I have to keep him happy.. support him anyway I can
Yes, financially sometimes…
I can’t let him go out with his friends and not be able to pay for drinks…
Or not be able to book studio sessions when he gets inspired to work.
And I keep him healthy too
I always make him the best meals
My special Afang… Efo riro… with cow leg… hehehe… he loves his brokoto…
And yam and eggs for breakfast…
Yes, before I leave for work.
I can’t let my superman go hungry.
I just can’t wait for the day we’ll get married
He’s going to sing at our wedding you know.
Gosh, I think I’m going to cry…
Are we done? Can I go now?
I need to quickly do Manny’s laundry
He and friends will soon be back from the football viewing center
No… I can’t let him do it now. I can’t let him ruin his guitar fingers.
Let me even go and change into my Man U jersey
He already told me we won
* * *
Stop staring at the pink cushion.
Come on, it’s for Aisha, and you’re sitting on her spot
She curls up there whenever she wants to take in Kim K up close.
Oh no, she’s not home
She went out with friends last night
Err… obviously I didn’t go
The whole clubbing thing just isn’t my scene
I came home after I dropped her off at her friends place
Yeah, that’s where she is. I’ll be going to pick her soon.
I can’t obviously expect her friend to drop her, he has his own life to live
Yes, her friend is a he
I’m cool with it. They’ve been friends for a while now
Well, she’s a model. She also does a little bit of fashion designing
She’s not with any agency right now
The last one I made her join… total ripoff
Yisha isn’t really into structure… I think it’s a thing with creative people
I mean, she barely completed NYSC and all she wants to do is create
Her parents… well, her mom lives in Kaduna, her dad is late
Of course I’ve not met her mom, it’s not like we’re ready to get married
But we will… someday… soon.
I help out however I can for now but I know she’ll pay back someday
No, nothing major.. airtime… BIS.. mostly because we need to stay in touch
Well, I’ve helped her out with paying for her flight a couple of times too
She had to go see her mom.
These things aren’t exactly major as far as I’m concerned
No, it’s not like I have all the money in the world
but I love that woman and I know she loves me too
Of course, I tell her all the time
Yes, she says it too.
Oh, look at the time, I have to run.
Hey people, Toolsman here and what a week it has been so far. Who’d have thought my little joke of a post on Monday would lead to all that chaos online. Two trending topics and even TNC trended… only tells me one thing, y’all have a lot inside that needs to come out more often.
Anyways, it’s Wednesday and if you don’t know, it’s our Dialogue section where we put up a topic/question/statement for debate. Today’s dialogue as you read above might come across as clichéd/unrealistic/exaggerated but you’ll be surprised. I just have one question:
When do you cross the line from being supportive to becoming a maga/magette? Discuss.