Sins Of The Father – Greed (1)

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SINS OF THE FATHER 

THE SIN OF GREED. (1)

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Flesh of My Flesh

by @Sirkastiq

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First of all… Introduction.

(…Go down Low…)

Hi. My name is Jerry. My friends call me Jerry. My ‘colleagues’ call me Jerry. My wife calls me ‘You-stupid-son-of-a-bitch’.

I take offence when people insult my mother like that. I’d rather they direct their jabs at me.  But my wife… well, that bit of the story comes later.

Back to the introduction. As far back as I remember, I’ve been the kind of guy that never allows his roots determine his path.  I was born into a third world type family in Ajegunle with thirteen other siblings struggling to find some sort of life direction. It didn’t help that I was the eighth of the bunch. So I had little or nothing to expect in terms of parental hand-me-downs. Matter of fact, the only things we got from our parent’s hands were the slaps that rained down on us and guided us to adulthood. My folks taught us that a watercane is actually one of the most ‘handy’ destiny-shapers God blessed mankind with.

At nine years of age, I made a firm decision to live a better life than my parents did no matter the cost. I mean, experiencing the multi-faceted and omnipotent nature of beans wasn’t my plan for existing.  You know how you eat akara in the morning, beans and palm oil for late lunch and then moi-moi for breakfast the next day? Well, that was our diet on special occasions. Most days, it was akara, all day, every day.

Papa always said we should be content and cut our cloths according to our size. That didn’t make sense to me, because most of the clothes I had were ones worn by my elder ones and cutting them to my size didn’t help much. I just looked like a lost Arabian in Africa. Struggle had become a way of life for us and the man asked us to be content? When I am not the first page of a textbook? No way. I didn’t plan to stay struggling.

I made some ‘area’ friends and they introduced me to ‘betting’. It was an easy way to make money, they said “Just drop 50 card and bet ontop this match, you fit win big.” Man it worked! I never knew I had the gift/fruit of the spirit called prophecy until then; I was only familiar with ‘longsuffering.’ I‘d start with  N200 and win up to N5000 in a week. Some particularly good weeks, I made N14000.

What is it they say about pringles and virginity? ‘Once you pop you can’t stop’? Same thing with making money, brethren. The betting virus became full blown gambling syndrome. Long-throat set in and from that point, I was hooked.

And then there was Seggy…

Twenty-two years down the line of my life, I met this girl named Seggy.  God! She was stunning. And even though she looked so skinny that if strong breeze blew she would be gone with the wind, there was something about her. I mean, if she lost any more weight, she would have disappeared. In fact, she was almost 2D… but she radiated so much innocence, charm and warmth that I decided to focus on her inner beauty because that’s what really matters.

I had managed to stockpile a decent sum of money from gambling but with the rising prices of food, clothes and eVen Diesel, the money was not coming Fast and Furious enough. I needed more. Much more. Plus, I had a girlfriend to cater to now and the price of woman na im bad pass. So I invested in a laptop and Internet connection. With Yahoo Messenger, I had all I needed for this new business venture. I started spending time in chat rooms, meeting (oyibo) singles and professing love for various usernames.

Mozilla Crown (my guy from Shitta) had shown me the ropes so in no time, I had gotten Denise Tymoschuck, Gloria Hayes, Mary Dominic and Ellie Sanders to fall in love with me. They had all even made plans to move to Nigeria permanently. As a caring boyfriend, I helped them “secure accommodation and all” with the money they were sending, well up until I decided I had enough saved. It wasn’t fraud, it was mutual love expressed. My bank account grew immensely and I opened others because, well… storage space.

Seggy never knew about all this but she did ask when we started planning the wedding.  Oh yes, she had been gaining weight and was big enough to fit into wife material now. I wasn’t sure if it was all the ‘pumping’ I was doing at night or her new habit of always eating extra pieces of meat and wanting extra cake whenever we went out. Anyway, getting married made me realize I needed to expand beyond the “Yahoo” life as Seggy would get suspicious and I needed to make more money. Besides, Seggy started nagging me about my laptop addiction and how I paid her no attention. I don’t understand the attention she wanted me to pay for again after I had made sure I paid for everything she needed including the extra chicken. She complained that I was chasing money and ignoring her. But as I watched her aggressive transition from lepa to orobo and saw her switch clubs from #flatfam to #fitfam and then to #fatfam, I saw my money working so what was she really saying?

Scarface l’omo

Money must be multiplied so I got some boys under me and showed them the tricks of the trade; Just my little way of giving back to society. I got them laptops and opened their eyes to the wonders of internet and lonely oyibo women. I changed my business title to “Consultant” and made my boys remit 60% of their income to me. I didn’t care how they made it.

But man, they really made it.

And then the Miracle happened. Seggy stopped complaining.

I’m not sure if it’s the fact that I was making so much more money that made her mellow or maybe she was touched by a spirit, but my wife realised that nagging wasn’t leading her anywhere and somehow discovered her inner Nigerian spirit. Previously, I had been giving her N200,000 for the weekly upkeep of the house, we had a talk one night and she requested I increase it. Looking at her in all her new Orobo glory, demanding more money, I felt like GEJ at a meeting of the FEC; clueless but my hands were tied. I gave her what she wanted. I mean, the money was there so why not? Seggy got herself a N400,000 weekly allowance and I got myself some peace of mind and a daughter.

Nicole was born and she was the cutest thing ever; with rosy cheeks and bulgy almond eyes. She brought me so much joy and pride. Nicole’s arrival coincided with my business expansion as I diversified into financial services. When money needed to be transferred across borders with discretion, my various bank accounts became available. I served politicians and high ranking government officials with such loyalty. I’m not even mad that the nation didn’t honor me for my service; I just wanted the percentage I got off each amount that passed through my bank accounts.

Those percentages could get you drunk just by looking at the values.

Some call it Money Laundering, I call it National Service.

Have you ever seen that movie Wall Street? Gordon Gecko ain’t ever lie. Greed is good. I was rolling in more money than my father could have ever dreamed of.

Soon, Seggy demanded another FEC meeting and her weekly allocation tripled. I didn’t care really, I just wanted to keep making more.

Wahala dey.

But things don’t always go the way we plan. I rendered my services to a former president’s son but I didn’t know the olodo was under investigation. He mentioned my name as his courier and before I knew it, the EFCC had frozen all my accounts, seized my passports and reduced me to nearly nothing. Just like that, everything was gone. That was when I knew this life was just a plate of uncooked yam and sawdust soup.

You won’t believe it but Seggy left me, taking Nicole with her. TO. ANOTHER. MAN’S. HOUSE. I even know the bastard – Ogbonna . He used to be one of my Yahoo boys o! I hear they are in love and have been for a while but I don’t even know what that nonsense means. How can my daughter be raised by another man? My wife: the flesh of my flesh and the bone of my bone in the arms of another man? Just as people had begun to say we had started looking like each other? I mean, she was becoming  my mirror image in feminine form and now this? How could she?…The gods must be crazy!

Chai!

So this what it’s like to be Bruno Mars?

My pride, my ego, my needs, and my greedy ways
Na im make sweet , strong woman like you waka comot my life
Now I no go ever, ever see chance to clean dis yamayama wey I make, ohh…
And e dey pain me every time wey I close my eye

I sit here wondering why I let the thirst for money shape my life. Why did I ignore the things that matter and chase after what is fleeting? Maybe Papa was right. How is it that we don’t realize what we have till it’s gone? What harm I must have caused Seggy all these years! God! I drove her into the arms of another man because of my greed and attitude. Now I’ve lost it all and I can’t stop these tears. My Nicole, her eyes full of life and promise, is she going to call someone else “daddy?”

Jesus!

*ring ring*

Guys, wait… Seggy is calling me?

“You-stupid-son-of-a-bitch. Aren’t you going to consider Oil bunkering or do you expect me to spell it out for you? Ogbonna’s money won’t sustain me and your daughter forever you know…”

Ermm…Well then…

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    UDKM

    🙂

    June 14, 2013
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      UDKM

      First of all introduction. UDKM – U Don’t Know Me. Now i know how y’all feel when you’re first here.
      The last phone call slayed me though…. “You-stupid-son-of-a-bitch. Aren’t you going to consider Oil bunkering or do you expect me to spell it out for you? Ogbonna’s money won’t sustain me and your daughter forever you know…”

      June 14, 2013
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        It is soo funny!

        June 14, 2013
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          Mz! Hotter-than-fire

          Zumchi, bia, aren't you writing thesis sef??? Why do you have so much free time?

          June 14, 2013
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            Rme. Efe Molten Lava, school work cannot occupy all my awake hours in a day.

            June 14, 2013
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    Dynamo

    Greed!

    June 14, 2013
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    Mercy

    Gold

    June 14, 2013
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    Dynamo

    Saka! 2D?!?!?!?!

    June 14, 2013
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    Wait …. did you just translate 'When I was your Man' to pidgin? lol omg….
    Seggy is just a ….. sigh
    Little dose of laughter for the day… nice

    June 14, 2013
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      Mz! Hotter-than-fire

      Azzin! This Sirkastiq is just a case!

      June 14, 2013
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        @Sirkastiq

        Don't mind the baga..a brief case

        June 14, 2013
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      Jide

      As in, the very best!

      June 14, 2013
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    0laToxic

    LMAO! This would be so hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic. Wait, that's exactly what makes it so hilarious… *guffaw*

    June 14, 2013
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      Mz! Hotter-than-fire

      I await your story, for some reason…

      June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      But you know you're an idiot sha. But i get, I get. 😀

      June 14, 2013
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    @Sirkastiq

    🙂

    June 14, 2013
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      Mz! Hotter-than-fire

      I really liked the puns/word plays. But towards the end, I felt you sounded preachy…
      Nice work…
      PS: bur 400k per week ???? And I'm here looking for Total 'blood money' oyel work ehn? #dramatic sigh#

      June 14, 2013
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        Syca

        We plenty wey dey find that blood money oyel work

        June 14, 2013
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        @Sirkastiq

        LOL..We'll be fine.

        And if you find such money, holla at a nigga.

        Thanks for reading.

        June 14, 2013
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    This brought tears to my eyes. LOL

    June 14, 2013
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    Saka you could have turned this into a political satire. I thought your experience with Rounds would have come into this. Why did you stop at being a political hallelujah boy when you could have been president of the most corrupt nation in the world? No. I demand a rewrite 😐

    June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      haha.. you do know this post is more about his wife's greed than his yeah?

      After all the writing i did, No baba I am not rewriting shit. LOL

      June 14, 2013
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    Afoma

    LMAOO! This is hilarious!! '' Struggle had become a way of life for us and the man asked us to be content? When I am not the first page of a textbook? '' Damn. Well done!

    June 14, 2013
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      Syca

      really got me laughing as well

      June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      Thanks. You're pretty

      June 14, 2013
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        Afoma

        Thank you 🙂

        June 14, 2013
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    LMFAO at that last line. LOOOOOOOL.

    June 14, 2013
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      tommiegal

      I literarily fell outta my chair laughing!

      June 16, 2013
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    Good story, but i don't like the lightheartedness of the post.

    June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      I'm sorry (with a heavy heart)

      June 14, 2013
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    zizy

    LOL. Saka is something else. LOOOL. I loved this piece. (Y)

    June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      whooop!!!

      June 14, 2013
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    UDKM

    The very best couple, ha! Seggy’s greed feed something in Jerry. That thing about pressure, peer or otherwise not being real unless you have something in you that it feeds. Errrm unto other things, 200k then 400k per week!!! Baba God, please bless #DearFutureHusband not in the YY or Oil Bunkering way though.

    June 14, 2013
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      Like seriously, how can N400k/week not be enough!? Seggy dey compete with Assistant Madam?

      June 14, 2013
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        UDKM

        Search me o! Full time housewife with N1.2m/month salary. smh. hahahaha and Jerry is so CM.

        June 14, 2013
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    eka.

    LMFAOOO!!!! *wipes tears* I sang the pidgin version of Bruno Mars’ When I was ur man in his voice! LOL..so many things killed me on this one! LOOOOL

    June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      Yet, here you are, still breathing 🙂

      June 14, 2013
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    Jide

    Some light-heartness is always good. This one was hilarious and I like the way he taught his wife to be greedy and then she now fed his own greed even more. Perfect couple. I wonder what will become of the daughter of such people. Our parents really influence our lives sha… God save us.

    Nice work saka

    June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      Thanks boss

      June 14, 2013
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      tommiegal

      I felt the same too…he destroyed her innocence with his greed, and she became better at it than him!

      June 16, 2013
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    @Sirkastiq

    Thank you @AlchemistXIII

    Thank you

    June 14, 2013
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    BimboPee

    1st of all… shebi u ppl r not doing race 4 1st again ba? Eyah. U guys av driven Tommiegal n her frnds away. Cum bk joor! Ehen…saka…saka…saka.. how many times did I cal u? if dey sack me in dis office 4 laffing lyk a fool, u will marryy me n take careof me like segyy okay? hehehe.

    But d puns sha: "so skinny that if strong breeze blew she would be gone with the wind", "the multi-faceted and omnipotent nature of beans", "with the rising prices of food, clothes and eVen Diesel, the money was not coming Fast and Furious enough", "I felt like GEJ at a meeting of the FEC; clueless but my hands were tied.", plus d bruno mars tin. I cant abeg. 2 funny. u try.

    June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      Thankssssss

      and this marriage thing…are you rich?

      June 14, 2013
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      tommiegal

      Bimbo I'm here o…just that TNC hasn't been notifying me about the pasts, and I can only read now, I cant comment from my phone :(. But I'm right here…in fact, my cohorts are here too! 😀

      June 16, 2013
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    Kay

    To think lepa seggy fell in luv with money and became greedy too. Its a good laugh anytime.lol @the pigin translation of when I was ur man

    June 14, 2013
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    lordfiddler

    THe guy should have just considered blood money, with Seggy as the necessary sacrifice!! Greedy binsh!! My lawdt!

    June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      LOL…Fido

      June 14, 2013
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      tommiegal

      I agree!

      June 16, 2013
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    larz

    Fave lines are

    What is it they say about pringles and virginity? ‘Once you pop you can’t stop’?
    Struggle had become a way of life for us and the man asked us to be content? When I am not the first page of a textbook?

    I felt like GEJ at a meeting of the FEC

    You-stupid-son-of-a-bitch. Aren’t you going to consider Oil bunkering or do you expect me to spell it out for you? Ogbonna’s money won’t sustain me and your daughter forever you know…”

    June 14, 2013
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      larz

      Thanks for a lovely jolly Friday.

      PS- the bruno marz pidgin song na die

      June 14, 2013
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        @Sirkastiq

        my pleasure .. thanks for reading

        June 14, 2013
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    amala pupa

    "…almost 2D" LOL! How do u come with these tinz

    June 14, 2013
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    amala pupa

    * "how do u come up…"

    June 14, 2013
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    Tiwalade

    I thought it was getting a little boring towards the end but the last line section was hilarious!
    Seggy, Seggy, Seggy

    June 14, 2013
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      Student

      I mean.. The last line hit the nail on the head so much so that it was orgasmic

      June 14, 2013
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      tommiegal

      I could have shot Seggy myself!

      June 16, 2013
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    amaka

    hahahahahahaha…..

    June 14, 2013
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    beth

    LOL! Just what I expected from Saka, funny as fuck! Good work, dude.

    June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      thanks dear

      June 14, 2013
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    Gerald 2.0

    Read the whole thing with a straight face. The struggle to humour is too apparent.. People seem to like it sha. You fed your audience well. Well done.

    June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      LOL…Thanks

      A straight face is always good…i think.

      June 14, 2013
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        Gerald 2.0

        Lol, a recent encounter with a military personnel trying to intimidate me told me that a straight face is not good; they hate it when they don’t scare you. It’s also bad on a person when you’re trying to make him laugh, like i am now — that straight face you’re wearing is not nice.

        June 14, 2013
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    thetoolsman

    That song.. that song!!! you just cant be well..

    June 14, 2013
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      tommiegal

      What? Tula, are you any saner than he is?

      June 16, 2013
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    Student

    Loooool! You did well my man… Seggy is actually the greedy one…
    Come to think of it, there's this Nigerian novel 'secret lives of Baba Segi's wives' by Lola Shoneyin.. Funny book, a must read. Anyway,
    Segi's mother was fucking greedy in the book and I won't be surprised if Saka has read the book, if not, then you should read it.

    June 14, 2013
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      @Sirkastiq

      I haven't o..but I've seen it around. I'll take a look

      Thanks fam

      June 14, 2013
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      Syca

      Read the book a few times…loved it!
      Exactly what I thought when I saw the name 'Seggy'. And yes, Mama Segi was indeed greedy!

      June 14, 2013
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    chuka

    Sympathy rubbed in comic relief…

    This post is a cool one…

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      Thanks

      June 14, 2013
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    Aarinolaoluwa

    The budget moi moi appeared……ok back to the story…. Interesting read! 🙂

    June 14, 2013
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    I wanted to enjoy this story because I'm a fan of the weekly news rounds, but somehow I don't believe the character. He's too… glib 🙁

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      Oh my.

      Is it that you don't believe such people exist?

      Thanks for reading though…and stay loyal to ROUNDS :*

      June 14, 2013
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    Admirablehrt (Adee)

    “…experiencing the multi-faceted and omnipotent nature of beans wasn’t my plan for existing”. I Can relate well to this. The patience was worth it. @sirkastiq (´⌣`ʃƪ)

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      LOL..Thanks

      June 14, 2013
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    hahishaa

    Even before I saw the handle that wrote it (cos I was scrolling too fast) I knew it was Saka as I saw the “first of all – introduction. Go down low” part. He’s always the abnormal one but we love him like that. And that Bruno Mars’ song can never sound the same to me anymore. 🙁

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      I'm so sorry 🙁

      June 14, 2013
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      tommiegal

      You totally spoke for me…"He's always the abnormal one but we love him like that."

      June 16, 2013
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    Lol, I guessed it was Saka after 'ask me to be content, when I'm not the first page of a book'! Hahahahaha

    Brb when I finish reading it.

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      Still reading?

      June 14, 2013
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    kophojomo

    LMAO….nice post mahn!

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      Thankssss

      June 14, 2013
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    Radsimply

    Saka Saka!

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      *ports*

      June 14, 2013
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    oh my days. Only Kelvin can do this.

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      LOL…Nah, Terdoo can pull this off too

      Thanks for reading dear 🙂

      June 14, 2013
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    acrossthestyx

    🙂

    June 14, 2013
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    Resquared

    Did anyone else catch Mozilla from 43 Fafunwa?
    Really liked this.

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      hahahahahha…you saw that!!!

      Thanks for staying with TNC

      June 14, 2013
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        Resquared

        Lol np!!
        Thanks for being an awesome blog 🙂

        June 15, 2013
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    This!!!!

    I think I know a few Seggy's!!!

    “You-stupid-son-of-a-bitch. Aren’t you going to consider Oil bunkering or do you expect me to spell it out for you? Ogbonna’s money won’t sustain me and your daughter forever you know…”

    Classic!

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      *bows* Boss

      June 14, 2013
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    Finally some humor ( ง '̀ ⌣ '́ )ง ( ง '̀ ⌣ '́ )ง ( ง '̀ ⌣ '́ )ง .
    An unadulterated Saka post thru n thru. Rounded it up nicely. (Y)

    June 14, 2013
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    frankices

    This was nice. (Y)

    P.S. Sweet, Precious Jesus, I'd kinda like to be paid 1.2mil weekly. Thanx. Love U! :*

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      :*

      June 14, 2013
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    Ada Campbell

    :). No words. Just 🙂 (I just might marry the writer)

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      I have no problems with this to be honest

      June 14, 2013
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    Saka! Saka!! Saka!!!

    All I can say is: Scarface l'omo.

    I'm dead die!

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      LOOOL…easy now

      June 15, 2013
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    musingsofagidimallam

    From the minute Original Sin was posted and I saw this "I don’t understand the attention she wanted me to pay for again after I had made sure I paid for everything she needed including the extra chicken. She complained that I was chasing money and ignoring her. But as I watched her aggressive transition from lepa to orobo and saw her switch clubs from #flatfam to #fitfam and then to #fatfam, I saw my money working so what was she really saying?" I knew it was Saka's doing.

    You're a nuisance. A thorough one. Especially with the Bruno Mars song. Not to talk of some of your replies to comments. Smh.

    Great job fam. You didn't drop the ball.

    June 14, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      Thank you so much fam, You know how pressure is when writing for TNC.

      It feels good to do your best and people appreciate it. Really, it's awesome

      June 15, 2013
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    nijezie

    1. You're a nuisance. All through this series, we've seen the creation of protagonists whom we're meant to hate or dislike, but you had to break from the flow and create one which was loved? Ehn, even when we're meant deliberate over serious issues, you'd come with your comedic relief its like you found the balance between pathetic and amazing.

    2. Loved how you showed that these women do not really know what they want. They say they want rich dudes but when the nigga is out there chasing paper to get the farm tool comfortable and shit, she starts complaining about how thge nigga ain't got the time of day for her. The when a nigga be paying her all the attention in the world like he was in the military, she starts talking about how she wants him to be rich and shit. AAAAAARRRRGHHHHH™ choose one already?

    3. I love how you let Mozilla make a cameo in this shit.

    Finally, I hate that I love this shit. I'd still be hoping that one day, you'd visit a psych ward.

    June 15, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      hahahaha…

      1. Yes I'm a nuisance. I get that a lot…and I swear, i try to make my posts serious but no…no…
      2. These women…smh
      3. He;s a legend…#NoExtaStout

      LOL..let me know when you're there, I'll be sure to drop by

      June 15, 2013
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    nijezie

    Fave lines are:

    "Struggle had become a way of life for us and the man asked us to be content? When I am not the first page of a textbook?"

    "But as I watched her aggressive transition from lepa to orobo and saw her switch clubs from #flatfam to #fitfam and then to #fatfam, I saw my money working so what was she really saying?."

    But the post could have really done without this one though.

    "I had managed to stockpile a decent sum of money from gambling but with the rising prices of food, clothes and eVen Diesel, the money was not coming Fast and Furious enough." #jussaying.

    June 15, 2013
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    toborex

    Lmao! omnipotent beans, Kelvin is a genius abeg .

    June 15, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      LOL..I doubt this but thanks for the kind words.

      June 15, 2013
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    Lian

    Hahahahahahaha! Nice one

    June 15, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      oooshe

      June 15, 2013
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    tommiegal

    Saka, you have done it again…you have made me proud. I expected a great writeup but you delivered perfection instead. If I were to quote the parts that got to me, I'd be quoting the entire post itself. I saw greed in almost every line. I applaud you…very well written.

    June 16, 2013
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    dolly21

    Is it safe to say that I am in loveeeeeeeeee with you saka @sirkastiq

    June 30, 2013
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      Sirkastiq

      Whoooop!!! :*

      August 29, 2013
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    anon

    'Ellie Sanders'

    🙂

    June 30, 2013
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